Funny Morning T-Shirt — Feral Until Caffeinated Comfort Colors Tee

☕ Coffee, Chaos & Carbs – The Ultimate Breakfast Tee 🍳 Because nothing says “I’ve got my life together” like a shirt covered in eggs and coffee while you mentally spiral before noon. This ultra-soft Comfort Colors tee is perfect for anyone whose morning routine includes caffeine, sarcasm, and avoiding real responsibilities. Whether you're parked at brunch or just pretending to be functional, this shirt does all the heavy lifting. 🧼 Care Instructions: • Wash cold, inside out (like your personality) • Tumble dry low or hang like your last shred of sanity • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no ironing the design unless you're into chaos   Final sale. No refunds, just regrets (unless it shows up looking like it went through the garbage disposal).