Farmer’s Feed Sasquatch- Pocket Edition

Whether you’re hunting Bigfoot, evading your in-laws, or just trying to survive another family barbecue, this shirt has you covered—literally. Screen-printed on fabric tougher than your uncle’s conspiracy theories, it features a majestic woodland Sasquatch mid-strut, presumably on his way to Farmer’s Feed for a protein block and a sack of corn. With the tagline “Fuel for All the Monsters in Your Woods,” it’s the perfect gift for: • Men with untrimmed beards and questionable footprints • Women who mysteriously disappear when it’s time to do dishes • Anyone who swears they saw “something weird by the shed” Buy one today and instantly increase your chances of being featured on a blurry trail cam photo. It costs more because, “LOOK! It has pockets!” Well, a pocket, but still… #WorthIt. Size guide   WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) S 18 ¼ 26 ½ M 20 ¼ 28 L 22 29 ¼ XL 24 30 ¾ 2XL 26 31 ½