Failure to Thrive - Tee

Some people peak early. Some people never peak at all. The Failure to Thrive tee is a worn-in, self-deprecating statement piece for anyone barely keeping the lights on — emotionally, spiritually, professionally, or otherwise. Funeral directors may read it one way. Everyone else can just assume it’s about adulthood. Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors™ tee with a faded bone-cream front graphic and a small FINAL RECORD hit on the upper back, this one keeps it clean, dark, and just vague enough to worry people. ⚰️ Comfort Colors™ 1717 T-shirt ⚰️ Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel ⚰️ Relaxed unisex fit ⚰️ Heavyweight cotton ⚰️ Distressed front graphic ⚰️ Small upper-back detail ⚰️ Designed by a Licensed Mortician ⚰️ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA