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Holy retinas! Blink and you'll miss the most eye-popping birthday card this side of the optometrist's office. Our "Eyeball Extravaganza" greeting is here to make your peepers pop and your funny bone tickle faster than you can say "conjunctivitis. This 5"x7" masterpiece of mirth and mild horror comes in your choice of matte or silk finish. It's perfect for the friend who thinks "normal" is just a setting on the washing machine, or the coworker who keeps a jar of fake eyeballs on their desk "for emergencies." Inside, you'll find the message "Eye think you're amazing. Happy Birthday!" Because nothing says "I care" quite like a terrible pun and a reminder that you're being watched. So go ahead and give your loved ones a birthday card that's as unique as they are. It's time to put the "iris" in "surprise" and the "retina" in "return to sender." Happy haunted birthday, you magnificent oddball!
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