Eye Chart T-Shirt

A vision test for your sense of humor. This tee features “Mentally Retired, Like What You See?” laid out like an eye chart—because clarity hits different when you’ve officially stopped squinting at the hustle. Perfect for anyone who’s still sharp, just selectively focused. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Designed in the USA This product is made just for you when you order, which takes a bit more time to deliver—but helps reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for choosing thoughtfully! Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53