Exploding Bears: A Savage Comedy by Frank J. Edler

Welcome to Wyld Louie's Exploding Bears Experience where every hour, on the hour, you can witness one of Wyld Louie's genuine, one-of-a-kind Exploding Bears blow up right before your very eyes!  MARVEL at the awesome power of a bear detonating into thousands of pieces. RELISH the opportunity to be impaled with fragments of an exploded bear carcass. TASTE a genuine, strawberry-flavored, beaver butt at Wyld Louie's Petting Zoo. ENJOY the hospitality of Wyld Louie's courteous and friendly staff. CHERISH the memories you'll leave with for a lifetime, including the bear claw impaled in your skull. Spend the day at Wyld Louie's Exploding Bear Experience and have a Dynamite Time!