Exit Strategy

Came for the plans. Left with a fried social battery. Our “I Came. I Saw. I Got Overstimulated.” tee is made for introverts, spooky souls, anxious overthinkers, and anyone who has ever shown up, tried their best, and immediately needed to go home. Featuring a tired skeleton with Social Battery 0% energy, this design is funny, relatable, and painfully accurate. Perfect for Halloween, concerts, theme parks, parties, conventions, family gatherings, or any event where your brain says, “Absolutely not.” Soft, bold, and limited-run worthy — grab yours before your social battery dies again. Add to cart and wear your exit strategy. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems • Blank product sourced from HondurasSize guide   WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼ M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾ L 22 29 ⅜ 19 XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½ 2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾ 3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼ 4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝