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Description Well we finally did it. No one asked for this and we shouldn't have made it. But here we are, staring into its soulless, beady little eyes. I present to you the EWOKTOPUS. This evolutionary hiccup is a biological betrayal, a blight on intelligent design. Every fiber of his fur bristles with rage. Every tentacle coils with unresolved trauma. Fueled by hate and guided by absolutely no sense of direction, he stumbles toward vengeance. We don’t know what it wants. We don’t know where it came from. All we know is it’s real now... and it’s whispering mutiny. Specs 4.6 oz./yd², 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/recycled polyester, 30 singles Blend of soft combed ring-spun cotton and recycled polyester for a soft hand. Relaxed fit Classic width, rib collar Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
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