"Ew, David" Schitt's Creek Soy Wax Candle

Sassy, dramatic, and absolutely iconic—our "Ew, David" Candle is a tribute to everyone's favorite queen of side-eyes, statement sleeves, and luxury multi-hyphenates! It’s a perfectly extra blend of sarcasm, oversized sweaters, and a hard pass on nonsense. Inspired by Schitt’s Creek and made for those who never settle for less than fabulous, this jar brings pure Alexis Rose energy right to your coffee table, vanity, or nightstand. Every single candle is meticulously handcrafted with all-natural soy wax, ensuring a clean, toxic-free burn that lets you enjoy your favorite fragrance without any of the drama. Whether you're treating yourself after a long day of "doing bits" or searching for the ultimate pop-culture gift for your favorite Alexis stan, this candle is a certified masterpiece. No disgruntled pelicans allowed. Details Sassy Pop-Culture Tribute: The ultimate statement piece celebrating the most quotable, fashion-forward icon of the Rose family. All-Natural Soy Wax Build: Handcrafted using 100% natural, premium soy wax for a highly sustainable, clean, and soot-free burn. Toxin-Free Formula: Formulated with high-quality, safe ingredients—meaning zero toxins, just pure sass. Handpoured in the USA: Proudly crafted in Oaks, PA with plenty of eye rolls and excellence. Long-Lasting Performance: Offers approximately 40+ hours of premium burn time to keep your space smelling fabulous through endless series rewatches. The Perfect Gift: An absolute must-have conversation starter for pop-culture lovers, housewarmings, or birthday treats.