Everything Bagel Slut

Brace yourself for unsolicited compliments and maybe a few judgmental stares. This long sleeve tee is for the brave, the bold, the bagel-obsessed. Featuring a thicc everything bagel and the phrase that would get you kicked out of a church potluck, this shirt is equal parts fashion statement and cry for help. Perfect for cold brunch mornings, awkward family dinners, or letting strangers know you’re emotionally available to carbs. Soft cotton, unisex fit, and an attitude that says “yes, I would sell my soul for garlic and sesame seeds.” Long sleeve for year-round bagel devotion Made with soft, breathable cotton Unisex sizing—slutty inclusivity for all Ideal gift for foodies and breakfast degenerates Add it to your cart before it gets banned from the internet.