Everything Bagel Slut

This shirt screams “I have no shame and I will die for carbs.” Featuring a hyperrealistic everything bagel and the bold declaration EVERYTHING BAGEL SLUT, this soft white tee is perfect for anyone whose toxic trait is eating six bagels in one sitting and calling it “self-care.” Made for unhinged brunch enthusiasts, bagel worshippers, and anyone who thinks poppy seeds are a lifestyle. Comfy, unisex, and probably banned in three states. Printed on buttery soft cotton Unisex fit for bagel lovers of all genders Great for brunch, hangovers, or confusing your grandma Makes an iconic gift for your carb-obsessed friend Order now and let the world know you’re down bad for baked goods.