Empty Thought Bubble T-Shirt

Some people see a simple project. Woodworkers see seventeen ways it could go wrong, three alternative joinery methods, and a mental spreadsheet of lumber they definitely have in the shop somewhere. If you're the type who stands in the middle of the garage staring into the middle distance while your brain buffers through every possible build decision, this shirt was made for you. It's the woodworker starter pack: sawdust on your boots, coffee going cold, and a thought process that refuses to load. Makes a perfect gift for the overthinker in your life who just needs five more minutes to figure out exactly how he's going to tackle that dovetail.