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The buzz on your wrist used to be a motivator; now it's just an accusation. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is for everyone who finally silenced the "Reminders to Move" and chose the couch instead. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who are currently in a committed relationship with sedentary living. Soft, breathable, and designed for maximum comfort while you ignore your step count. A perfect novelty gift for the person who left their charger in 2023.
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