Emo Since Birth Toddler Tee

Emo since birth. Not a phase, Mom. It was never a phase. It was always this. From the very first moment — the dramatic entrance, the existential crying, the refusal to sleep — this baby was always going to be this way. This onesie is for babies who: • Came out already over it • Cry at things that haven't happened yet • Have big feelings and zero chill 🎁 Perfect for: • Emo parents who saw this coming • Anyone who played MCR in the delivery room • Households where the aesthetic starts early ⚠️ Warning: This phase is permanent ✔ Emo from day one ✔ No apologies 👕 Product Details — Bella + Canvas 3001T ✅ Unisex fit — super soft, lightweight, and comfortable for active toddlers ✅ 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton ✅ Tear-away label for sensitive skin ✅ Retail fit with a slightly longer body length ✅ Side-seamed construction for a clean, comfortable fit ☀️ Great for everyday wear, playdates, and casual outfits ☀️ Great for everyday wear, playtime, and gifting 🎁 Perfect For Unique baby shower, birthday, or holiday gifts ⚙️ Printing Printed to order with premium DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology for crisp, vibrant colors that last. Wash inside out in cold water to keep the print looking fresh. Size guide   2T 3T 4T 5T A) Length (cm) 39.4 41.9 44.5 47 B) Width (cm) 61 66 71.2 76.2 B) Half Chest (cm) 30.5 33 35.6 38.1 C) Sleeve Length (cm) 10.2 10.8 11.4 12   2T 3T 4T 5T A) Length (inches) 15.5 16.5 17.5 18.5 B) Width (inches) 24 26 28 30 B) Half Chest (inches) 12 13 14 15 C) Sleeve Length (inches) 4 4.3 4.5 4.7 Care instructions Wash Tumble Dry Tumble dry: low heat Dry Clean Do not dry clean Iron Decorate Do not iron decorate