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Not every toaster dreams of golden-brown bagels. Some just want out. This morbidly hilarious design features a wide-eyed toaster gleefully cannonballing into a full tub, rubber ducky blissfully unaware. Rendered in nostalgic cartoon style, it’s the perfect wearable for fans of dark humor, vintage aesthetics, and a dash of existential dread. Warning: Do not attempt at home—leave the drama to your wardrobe. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼ M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾ L 22 29 ⅜ 19 XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½ WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) S 46.4 67.6 41.3 M 51.4 71.1 45 L 55.9 74.6 48.3 XL 61 78.1 52
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