Eldritch Brew T-Shirt

Nobody asked what's in it. Nobody is going to. The Eldritch Brew T-Shirt is for the player whose coffee order sounds like a summoning ritual and whose thermos has never been fully identified. Whatever is in there works — that's the important part. The party has agreed, by unspoken treaty, to ask no further questions. Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight, with just enough stretch and a relaxed unisex fit. Solid colors are 100% combed, ring-spun cotton; heathers are cotton-poly blends for extra softness. Pre-shrunk and built to last. Available in 9 colors, sizes XS–5XL. Drink deep. Do not investigate.