Cisco 3900 Series Integrated Service Router CISCO3945/K9

We think the Cisco 3900 Series Integrated Service Router is so cool, it should have its own animated series. One where it fights crime at night in an art deco styled city during an ambiguous time period. It would have its own cave and everything. Naturally, it would be called the Integrated Service Router Cave. It would have its own stretch limo too, which would be the Integrated Service Router Mobile. It would have a British butler to help it out too. (Because who doesn’t need a British butler nowadays?) The Cisco 3900 Series Integrated Service Router is just so good at what it does. It facilitates rich-media collaboration and virtualization to branch offices just like yours to save you money on cost of operations. It supports new high-capacity digital signal processors (DSPs) for future enhanced video capabilities, high-powered service modules, multicore CPUs, Gigabit Ethernet switching with Cisco Enhanced Power over Ethernet (ePoE), and new energy visibility and control capabilities and other system enhancing features that make it so legendary. So yes, can we please have our cartoon series starring the Cisco 3900 Series Integrated Service Router as a dark avenger that optimizes office network branches in the dead of night (and at all hours of the day, really)? We think it'd be a breakout hit. Let's bring back the golden age of Saturday morning. Come on, people. We can crowdfund this if we have to. Think of how cool it would be to have an action figure of a Cisco 3900 Series Integrated Service Router sitting next to your actual Cisco 3900 Series Integrated Service Router.