Eggcentric T-Shirt

Crazy?  No.  You're eggcentric.  Most people crack an egg into a pan without a single thought. You are not most people. You know what the chalaza does and you have probably explained it to someone who did not expect to learn anything that day. You have held a freshly laid egg up to the light, assessed the bloom, the shell integrity, the yolk color — before coffee, before conversation, before the rest of the world is even vertical. The egg is not just breakfast. It is biology. It is craft. It is daily proof that what you are doing out there in that coop every single morning actually matters.