eeze Founders Lifetime

A lifetime seat. Over twenty years of product, at a price that never moves. We are not raising money from investors. We are inviting sixteen people to fund the next chapter of eeze, take a permanent seat at the table, and stop thinking about reordering for over twenty years. One payment of $6,500. We cover the tax. Nothing renews. Nothing further is ever charged. What a seat includes Membership for life. Your seat, your vote on what we make next, first access to new products, and the annual founders gift, for as long as eeze exists. You are a founding member dated the day you join, and when the product is used up you are still one. 250 product months, guaranteed. Over twenty years of monthly Daily-eeze, and past thirty years when you favor Travel-eeze. The count never shrinks, even if our prices rise. Today's price, held still. You buy at our best everyday price, the same price available to anyone on our site, and it never rises for you. Your pick, every month. Daily-eeze or Travel-eeze, one to three units, in any mix. Two Daily-eeze and one Travel-eeze in the same month is included, at no extra cost. Free US shipping on every delivery. A real line to us. Founders check-ins with Liz a few times a year, the Founders Letter, and priority support from a person, not a queue. It passes on. Your remaining product months can be transferred once to a person you name, for any reason. How the math worksOne product month equals one Daily-eeze. Travel-eeze uses 0.67 of a month, because it is priced lower. Take one Daily-eeze a month and 250 months lasts over twenty years. Take more units in a month and it draws down faster, which is entirely your call. What you hold is counted in months rather than priced in dollars, so inflation becomes our problem instead of yours. How your monthly pick worksAround the 20th of each month you get a short note: your next shipment, and a link to change it. Reply or tap to switch products or quantities up to five days before it ships. Say nothing and your usual pick goes out. A real person reads every reply. What exactly is lifetime?Your membership is lifetime and dated the day you join: the seat, the votes, first access, and the founders benefits are yours for as long as eeze exists. The included product is 250 product months, guaranteed. When the product is used up you are still a founding member, at the front of the line for whatever we make next. Is this an investment in eeze?It is a prepaid product membership and a lifetime founding role, which is a different thing from a financial investment. There is no equity, interest, or financial return attached to it. If we are ever acquired or raise money from investors, either your membership carries on unchanged or your remaining product months are bought back at their value plus a premium, as set out in the agreement. Does anything ever renew or charge again?Nothing renews without your say so. This is one payment, and no card is ever charged again for any reason. Are taxes extra?We cover the tax. The price you see is the full price, for the entire duration of your membership, so nothing is ever added at checkout. What if a shipment goes wrong?We make it right. Anything that arrives damaged or defective is replaced or credited straight back to your product months, no questions asked. Please read before purchasing: By completing checkout you accept the eeze Founders Program Agreement, which we email you as a record right after purchase. Founders memberships are prepaid for a multi-year term, so this purchase is final sale and not eligible for return, refund, or cancellation of unshipped deliveries, except where the law provides otherwise. Anything that arrives damaged or defective is replaced or credited back, no questions asked. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult your physician before beginning any supplement routine.