Eat My Balls Unisex Tee

Ever wanted to feel empowered by telling someone to eat your balls, but you didn't have any meatballs on you? Happens to us all the time...Well NOW you can say eat my balls without any worries, and all you have to do is point at your shirt and smile :) This Chef has been hard at work on his special meatball recipe, and is putting the finishing touches on it. Once you eat his balls, you'll never want to eat anyone else's balls ever again! It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite! • 100% ring-spun cotton • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center Size guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28