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Because at this point, caffeine just isn’t cutting it. These hilarious cocktail napkins are for the adults who’ve traded their morning coffee for an evening grape-based coping mechanism. Perfect for book clubs, backyard BBQs, or any event where the phrase “just one glass” is an obvious lie. Each napkin proudly declares America Runs on Wine — and honestly, they’re not wrong. Pair them with your favorite rosé, a questionable life decision, and a toast to surviving adulthood one sip at a time. 25 Napkins per pack. 3 Ply - 5" x 5" napkin, 10" x 10" when open.
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