pay me like a white man | dramatically disengaged desk sign

Tired of making eye contact with coworkers? Same. Meet your new favorite boundary-setting tool: our dramatically disengaged desk signs are unapologetically sarcastic, fully interchangeable and replaceable (like your useless coworkers), and professionally inappropriate in all the right ways. These black-and-white metal signs slide perfectly into the included black stand. Stock up on additional inserts to change your vibe faster than you change your Slack status. Whether you're radiating burnout, embracing petty energy, or just need to warn your team you're mentally and emotionally OOO, we’ve got a sign for that.  What You Get: Option 1: Desk Sign with Stand  1 matte black metal stand 1 interchangeable sign insert  Ready to ruin someone’s day. Or at least make them think twice. Option 2: Extra Sign Insert Only  Already got a stand? Just add to your mood rotation. Pick your extra insert and switch it out whenever your emotional bandwidth shifts (aka hourly). Interchangeable. Unbothered. Office Appropriate* (*Legally? Maybe not. Spiritually? Absolutely.) These make the perfect gift for: Coworkers you adore Coworkers you tolerate Friends being forced back into the office Managers with a sense of humor (rare, but they exist) Yourself. You deserve it. Additional Info: Black & white, minimalist design Aluminum inserts with glossy finish Signs slide in and out easily – mood swings welcome Approx. 8" x 2" insert size Fits perfectly on desks, cubicles, home office chaos piles