Doomsday Cult Tee

OK, Evangelicals, so let me get this straight, you've got a messiah who told everybody to love each other and to help each other ease suffering. At the same time though, there is a prophecy that he will only come back when things get really bad in pretty much the opposite direction of what he wanted. It's been a couple thousand years, but, since it's all about you of course, you're hoping he comes back within your lifetime so you guys can hang out and get a selfie together and maybe you can even get a shout out in the next holy book sequel. In order to drag him back from the spiritual ether, you are hoping to accelerate all of the bad stuff your messiah didn't want so that he's forced to come back and clean up your mess. And you really think this is what your messiah would want? - The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal. - The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. - Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Discover the convenience of Express 2-day delivery across the US (except Alaska and Hawaii) for the fastest service possible.