'Doom-scrolling'—bleak banter for heart-broken people.

Bleak banter for heart-broken people. We are living in downright dystopian times, PEE-pul—it’s bona-fide Babel out there. Say out loud what you and everyone else is thinking:  The end of days is near. As an accompaniment to this 21st century cynicism, we recommend a stiff Negroni . . . or Italy’s truth ultimate serum:  Fernet-Branca, at once bitter, sweet, herbaceous . . . and darkly spicy! COLLECTION INCLUDES: Rome is burning. The written word is in decline. Fact-checking, like gondola-carving, is a disappearing form of art Fakery will get you everywhere.   SPECS FOR THOSE WHO CAN NO LONGER READ NUMBERS AS WORDS: 3-ply white paper napkins 24 per box, 4 quips, 6 napkins each 5” by 5” edged on two sides with ridges that mimic those on a quarter, hence “coined” printed in lustrous metallic foil in the patented hand-writing of the QuipNaps creator