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A gentle floral reminder to protect your peace… and ignore the dickbags. This funny encouragement greeting card is perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone who needs a sarcastic little boost to get through the day. The bright floral design paired with blunt humor makes it a standout card for birthdays, tough days, work drama, or just because moments. Whether you're sending motivation, support, or just making someone laugh, this card gets the point across. Product details: • A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches) • Blank inside so you can write your own message • Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve • Includes a WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker Shipping information: Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout. Cards are shipped in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.
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