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💖 Intention Wear this tee as a lighthearted reminder that kindness costs nothing—and it's okay to be legendary without being an Assquatch. 👣😂🌲 Design & Style Our Don't Be an Assquatch Tee combines everyone's favorite elusive cryptid with a hilarious play on words. Featuring a grumpy Bigfoot with plenty of attitude, this design is perfect for cryptid lovers, campers, hikers, and anyone whose sense of humor is a little wild. Stay legendary. Don't be an Assquatch. An original Spill The Tea Sis Apothecary design, printed in-house with care and intention. 👕 Shirt Details Bella + Canvas Unisex Graphic Tee Relaxed unisex / boyfriend fit Available sizes: S–3XL (4XL available upon request) Material Super soft Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton Premium quality fabric Heather styles may include cotton/poly blends Printing Method Printed in-house using DTG (Direct to Garment) and DTF (Direct to Film) printing for vibrant, long-lasting designs. 🧺 Care Instructions Wash inside out in cold water with similar colors Tumble dry low/medium or hang dry Do not iron directly on the design 📦 Production & Shipping Please allow 7–14 business days for production and shipping. Contact us for rush order availability. 💫 Handcrafted With Purpose Each tee is printed by our team in our Main Street shop, blending premium comfort with original artwork inspired by legendary creatures, outdoor adventures, and humor that's just the right amount of cheeky.
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