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The Don't Be a Salty Bitch Embroidered Iron-On Patch is a funny 3 x 3-inch parody of the classic umbrella-toting salt girl, walking through the rain with a trail of spilled salt. Bold white lettering on a deep navy background makes it a standout among sarcastic and funny iron-on patches for adults. Made with high-density polyester embroidery, a merrowed border, and a heat-seal backing, it's built to hold up on canvas tote bags, denim jackets, and beach bags. It's a cheeky gift for your saltiest friend, a beach bachelorette, or anyone who's spent a summer on the water. Patch Details Size: 3 x 3 inches Colors: White lettering on navy Construction: High-density polyester embroidery with a merrowed border Backing: Heat-seal iron-on backing Application: Iron on, or sew on for a permanent hold How It Looks on a ToteNavy and white look sharp on Red, Green, and Solid Pink Boatkin totes. At 3 inches square, it can be the centerpiece of the bag. Frequently Asked QuestionsIs this an iron-on patch?Yes. It has a heat-seal backing, so you can iron it on, or sew it on for a permanent hold. What is a merrowed border?It's a thick, overlocked edge stitched around the patch to keep it from fraying. How do I wash a tote with this patch?Wash cold, inside out, and air dry so the heat-seal backing stays bonded. Orders placed by 4PM ET, M-F, ship same day from our studio in Key West's historic Ferdinand Hirsch Cigar Factory. Have a question? Easy text help is a few taps away at (305) 767-3185.
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