Diet Cunt

Now in long sleeves, so you can offend across all four seasons. This black cotton long sleeve shirt features the unapologetically aggressive “Diet Cunt” graphic in a familiar fizzy font, but with none of the sweetness. Perfect for people who say “oops” right after committing a felony-level vibe. Unisex fit, soft black cotton for maximum comfort & shade Long sleeves to cover your sins (and arms) Features bold parody print that screams “I’m not here to network” Ideal gift for that one friend who’s always in timeout on social media Not recommended for family reunions, church picnics, or HR Slide into chaos—literally. Add this to your cart and cozy up with controversy.