DICKS & TITS COMBO PACK!

DICKS & TITS COMBO PACK! - The Prank Gift That Hits Both Fronts Why choose between dicks or tits when you can send both in one glorious, inappropriate, gut-busting package? The DICKS & TITS COMBO PACK is here to double the laughs, double the awkwardness, and double the “WTF” faces. It’s the prank gift for people who don’t do subtle. This pack comes loaded with a bag of gummy dicks and a bag of gummy tits, each with its own loud, unapologetic message card: “Eat a Bag of Dicks” and “Suck a Bag of Tits.” And yes, they’re delicious. And yes, they’re delivered 100% anonymously so you can cause maximum chaos without getting caught. Click Add to Cart now if you’re ready to drop the funniest, most inappropriate package someone will ever receive. Why This Combo Pack is a God-Tier Prank Because sending just dicks or just tits is fine… but sending both? That’s a power move. This isn’t just an edible gag gift, it’s a complete emotional rollercoaster in a box. First, the laughter. Then, the disbelief. Then, the awkward candy tasting session. And since it ships anonymously, they’ll never know for sure it was you. Which means you get to sit back, relax, and wait for the confused texts to start rolling in. Two hilarious edible gifts in one - dicks AND tits Bold message cards that leave no room for interpretation Gourmet gummy candy that’s actually good (because bad candy is just cruel) Optional glitter or dick confetti to crank up the chaos 100% anonymous shipping for ultimate prank protection The Scene You’re Creating Imagine this: they open the package, see a bold card telling them to eat a bag of dicks and suck a bag of tits, and immediately wonder who in their life is deranged enough to send this. (Hint: it’s you.) Then they see the gummies. Maybe they laugh and start passing them around. Maybe they blush and stash them in the pantry for “private snacking.” Either way, you win. Real Customer Reactions “This is one of my favorite items to send. I have not even been present to see their faces but I can only imagine… How can you not want to receive a bag of dicks or tits?” “I sent this to my Work Best Friend :) She loved it!!” “I was thrilled to send this to someone, anonymously! Just wished I could have seen the expression on their face!” Perfect For Anonymous pranks that will haunt them in the best way Birthday gag gifts for friends who can take a joke Breakup jokes (petty but satisfying) Revenge surprises that won’t get you arrested Adult novelty gifts for bachelorette parties or wild get-togethers What’s Inside 1 bag of gummy dicks with Eat a Bag of Dicks card 1 bag of gummy tits with Suck a Bag of Tits card Optional glitter or dick confetti to up the mess factor Discreet packaging so it’s a complete surprise Why It Works Every Time Because there’s something inherently funny about edible genitals. It’s juvenile, it’s shocking, it’s oddly wholesome once they start eating the candy. The combo pack doesn’t just make them laugh - it makes them wonder what kind of delightful lunatic they have in their circle. And let’s be honest - sending this says, “I care enough to offend you creatively.” Bottom Line If you’re looking for the perfect blend of offensive, delicious, and unforgettable, the DICKS & TITS COMBO PACK is your move. It’s the kind of prank gift that gets talked about for years, probably at every holiday gathering. Click Add to Cart now and become the legend who sent someone both dicks AND tits in the same box.   IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option.  **Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older** *By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*