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Official headwear for certified observers of Weird Ass Human Shit. Designed for fieldwork, public observation, and pretending you're just enjoying a nice walk while quietly questioning everything humans do. Wear responsibly. Humans may assume you work for the Department of WAHS. We neither confirm nor deny. Status: Field Ready. • 100% lightweight cotton • Clean, low-profile shape • Classic curved peak with a tonal under-peak lining • Adjustable fastener with a premium metal clasp • One size fits most This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SimverseOS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at see EU representative information or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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