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Who needs a pep talk when you can have a reality check instead? This set of five pens is perfect for those who appreciate a little dark humor with their daily tasks. Each pen features a brutally honest slogan designed to keep your expectations grounded, one ink stroke at a time. The set includes: “You Can Be Replaced” “It Will Probably Get Worse” “Failure Is Always an Option” “You’re Going to Fuck It Up at Some Point” “Dream Big. Then Settle” Perfect for the office, home, or anywhere you need a reminder to keep things real, these pens are as practical as they are hilariously demotivating. Because sometimes, a little tough love is all the motivation you really need!
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