Defund HR Tee

Defund the police? Bad. Defund the office police? Now that’s something we can get behind. There was a golden age in America when a man could light up a cigarette and pour himself a whisky at his desk…at 10am. Nobody even gave it a second look. The office jokes hit harder, the secretaries were hotter and workplace morale was at an all-time high. One day, (we don’t know exactly when) a company war criminal raised his hand in a board meeting. He sold the idea of Human Resources. Janice was hired a month later and everything, for all mankind, snowballed and went to shit. Until a time machine is invented for us to go back and assassinate the idea guy behind HR, we have this shirt. You can actually wear it to work without fear of HR reprisal, because Field Ethos is minority owned…sort of.