Death Before Decaf T-Shirt

Some vows are sacred. This is one of them. The Death Before Decaf T-Shirt is for the adventurer who does not roll initiative before the first cup. The DM prepping notes at midnight. The player driving an hour across town because the party is waiting. The friend who shows up caffeinated and ready for whatever the session throws at them. Consider it the Grouchy Gnome Coffee Co. creed, worn plainly. Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight, with just enough stretch and a relaxed unisex fit. Solid colors are 100% combed, ring-spun cotton; heathers are cotton-poly blends for extra softness. Pre-shrunk and built to last. Available in 7 colors, sizes XS–5XL. Brew up. Gather your Gnomies. The table is waiting.