Dead Inside But Caffeinated – 20oz Laser Engraved Tumbler | Ctrl‑Alt‑Engrave

Dead Inside But Caffeinated – 20oz Laser Engraved Tumbler An exclusive Ctrl‑Alt‑Engrave original design — you won't find this one anywhere else. Technically functioning. Emotionally unavailable. Fully caffeinated. This tumbler is the honest morning status update for anyone who runs on coffee and sheer willpower. Laser-engraved with crisp, permanent detail that won't fade, peel, or wash off. 20oz capacity — enough to achieve a baseline level of alive Laser engraved — permanent, high-contrast design that lasts Double-wall insulated — keeps coffee hot and iced drinks cold for hours Durable powder-coated finish — scratch-resistant and built to last Hand wash recommended to preserve the engraving and extend the life of your tumbler Available colors: Black, Royal Blue, Yellow, White, Pink, Purple, Orange, Red, and Green Don't see the color you're looking for? Contact us — we'll do our best to hunt down your specific color choice! Need a larger size? We can source 30oz and 40oz by request — contact us and we'll make it happen! Ships in 24–48 hours for in-stock 20oz colors. Custom colors and larger sizes ship in 5–7 days. A darkly hilarious gift for the night owl, the overworked, or anyone who identifies more with a zombie than a morning person.