Dave Waite - Hotdoggin' (CD)

Dave Waite’s back, and he’s feeling fast and loose. That’s right, he’s “Hotdoggin’” it, telling jokes like a man who got paid before the show—because it turns out, you can do and say a lot more when the paycheck has already been cashed. The comedy vet returns with a record we considered calling “Graveyard Full of Boners” or “Social Change Starts with Dry Hands,” because he’s made comedy a full-time career. Why? Because he once got a free drink from a man who remembered his game-winning field goal kick from high school, and that’s when Waite realized you just can’t ride that wave forever. Time to get out there and earn some fresh clapping (if not the clap—when you get the kind of sexts he does, you never know). So, while he could be resting on his football laurels (make that “laurel”), Dave Waite’s busy hustlin’, buying his mom a Ouija board, keeping up with Facebook stangers, trying to remember his fake name, and becoming possibly the only man to ever get a refund on his accidental crack purchase. You know you want to know that story. Out now, from Stand Up! Records. Track Listing: Milwaukee's Best Bed and Breakfast Sweaty Hands Dirtbag Food Court Therapy Crack Diaries Mix and Match Prophecy Dirtbike Dad Down Set Eat