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A Dark Golden Retriever Sticker With a Beautifully Blank Mind This dark Golden Retriever sticker celebrates the lovable red-gold retriever whose head contains no thoughts, only tennis balls, unattended snacks, and the distant sound of someone opening cheese. Wearing a black collar and bone-shaped "ZERO THOUGHTS" charm, this waterproof matte sticker delivers classic Golden Retriever happiness without the burden of an internal monologue. Add this handsome airhead to a water bottle, laptop, cooler, notebook, or other smooth surface for an instant personality upgrade requiring absolutely no critical thinking. Fetch This Golden Retriever Sticker. Thinking Is Overrated. Illustrated dark Golden Retriever with rich red-gold coat Funny "ZERO THOUGHTS" bone-shaped collar charm Great gift for Golden Retriever lovers Perfect for water bottles, laptops, coolers and notebooks No thoughts. No worries. Possibly no memory of eating dinner. Made in USA Material: waterproof matte vinyl Dimensions: 3 inches tall Kiss-cut, dishwasher safe Shop our Golden Retriever gifts and stickers. Shop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.
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