Dapper Frog Winter Sweatshirt

Cold Weather, Warm Sophistication. Meet Fern the Frog. Wrapped in a scarf that’s as dapper as his self proclaimed taste in brandy, this Frog braves the frosty season with a mix of refined charm and quiet discomfort. As an amphibian, winter isn’t exactly his element, but leave it to Fern the Frog to find the poetry in a snowflake and the rhythm in the howling wind. Just don’t expect him to do it without commenting on how the chill affects his 'complexion'. This tee is a tribute to winter’s reluctant sophisticate—a frog who’d rather be by the fire with a jazz record spinning but still shows up to admire the beauty of a snow-draped forest. Whether he’s striking a thoughtful pose by a frozen pond or waxing poetic about the “delicate balance of brandy and caramel smoked spiders,” Fern the Frog reminds us that every season deserves a touch of reflection. Made from buttery-soft fabric that’s more luxurious than Fern’s favorite armchair, this tee is perfect for cozy evenings, chilly walks, or simply letting the world know you appreciate the finer things—even in the frost. Wear it. Embrace it. Stay Wild. Each order is made just for you, which means it takes a little extra time to get it to your door. Crafting our products on demand, rather than in bulk, helps us reduce waste and stay true to our love for the great outdoors. Thanks for choosing a more mindful way to shop. 🌲 Winter’s got nothing on you. Shop now and own the frosty season! ❄️ 🍁 Pre-shrunk for a lasting fit ☕ Classic, cozy feel - 50% cotton, 50% polyester 🌿 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex 🍂 Air-jet spun yarn for softness 🌳 Double-needle stitching on collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) S 27 20 M 28 22 L 29 24 XL 30 26 2XL 31 28 3XL 32 30 4XL 33 32 5XL 34 34