Dammit Dolls

You know that voodoo doll you’ve been making? The one with your boss’ blonde hair and red power suit?  Toss it.  Grab a Dammit Doll instead.  Slam it, yell, “Dammit,” and repeat.  Then keep a “Dammit” crew on hand for fellow frazzled coworkers. Materials: Polyester poplin, polyester fiber Features: 12” tall Handmade “Dammit” Poem sewn to each doll’s chest: Whenever things don’t go so well / and you want to hit the wall and yell / Here’s a little Dammit Doll / That you can’t do without. / Just grasp it firmly by the legs / and find a place to slam it / and as you whack the stuffing out / yell “Dammit, dammit, dammit!”