Customer Service Pen Set-

Finally, pens that say what you wish you could. This glorious set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens is perfect for anyone who’s ever had to fake a smile while explaining that yes, the coupon expired in 2003. Each pen is a tiny beacon of emotional honesty, perfect for your desk, your apron pocket, or passive-aggressively handing to your manager during a “quick chat.” Each pen has one of these gems written on them: 🖊 THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG 🖊 OUTWARD SMILES, INWARD SCREAMS 🖊 SORRY, I'M ON MY BREAK 🖊 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST WORK HERE 🖊 HERE TO HELP! JK, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE Give them to your coworkers. Keep them all for yourself. Use them to sign return forms with a flourish of justified rage. Either way, they’re your new emotional support pens. Black ink. Ballpoint. 100% petty.