Crab Grab Board Poop

This thing might be a piece of crab poop, but it works great. Plus it doubles as an anti-theft device, because why would someone want to steal a board with shit on it? Now available in anatomically correct, gender specific colors: Men's Brown, Women's Pink TECHNOLOGIES: •Wipe Proof - Wipe out hard, this pad stays put. •Floater - The foam fibers help them float in powder. •Strapless - Loosely based on step-in binding technology. •POS Design - One Piece construction. •C-Foam - Our specifically formulated rubbery foam blend that's lightweight, heavy duty, and grabs like a crab. •Gripples - Our signature texture: tiny little gripping nipples for maximum grippy-ness. WHY FOAM? •Foam squishes into your gloves or the tread on your boots creating a solid bond. •Foam is lightweight and feels nice.  •Foam doesn't look like some heinous chunk of plastic stomp pad you'd find on a rental board.