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ELABORATION ON PRODUCT OPTIONS ABOVE: A) One (1) Mailing: 5+ Items of Confusing Stuff (one of which will direct them to ConfusingStuff.com to "un-confuse" them) B) ONE (1) Mailing: 5+ Items of Confusing Stuff (NO Return Address / NO reference to ConfusingStuff.com - so they will be completely confused - until YOU will explain it to them!) C) TWO (2) Mailings, Sent ~1 Week Apart, Each Contains 5+ Different Items of Confusing Stuff (Only the 2nd mailing will direct them to ConfusingStuff.com to "un-confuse" them - so they'll be completely confused for that week in between!) D) FIVE (5 Mailings: Sent 5 Consecutive Days, Each Contains 1 Random Item of Confusing Stuff (Only the 5th/Final Mailing will direct them to ConfusingStuff.com to "un-confuse" them) Click for more from ConfusingStuff.com "WTF is all this confusing stuff?!?" they will ask.  "And why am I receiving all this confusing stuff?!?" they will wonder. "Prank It Forward!"  Send a ConfusingStuff.com package today! IMPORTANT: Please pay attention to the difference between SHIPPING address and BILLING address! ("Shipping Address" is (obviously?) where we will SEND the confusing stuff! "Billing Address" is you - the address for your credit card or PayPal account.)