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"In a committed relationship with wood." Finally, a shirt that explains everything your family has been wondering for years. If you're the type who cancels plans to get back to the shop, who texts back late because you were in the middle of a glue-up, and who genuinely considers a new router a romantic gesture, this is your official relationship status update. Wear it proudly, zero apologies required. Makes the perfect gift for the woodworker in your life who is absolutely, unapologetically spoken for.
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