Come and Take it (Sub Sandwich)

DEFEND YOUR LUNCH WITH THIS LEGENDARY BUMPER STICKER OF SANDWICH SOVEREIGNTY Listen up, you freedom-loving foodies! We've taken the most iconic symbol of defiance in American history and turned it into something even more worth fighting for - a glorious sub sandwich. This bumper sticker isn't just a statement; it's a battle cry for your belly! WHAT IN THE DELICIOUS REVOLUTION IS THIS? The classic "Come and Take It" flag meets your lunch break dreams. Where once stood a cannon now stands a mighty submarine sandwich, ready to defend your right to stuff your face with whatever you damn well please. This isn't just any bumper sticker - this is CULINARY WARFARE! SPECIFICATIONS THAT'LL MAKE YOUR FOUNDING FATHERS PROUD Size Matters (Like Your Appetite) A freedom-sized 8.5" x 2.5" format Large enough to be seen from the drive-thru Perfect for any vehicle that runs on freedom and mayo Materials Tougher Than Your Meat-Eating Resolve Premium UV-resistant vinyl that laughs at sun damage Weatherproof like your favorite lunch spot's awning Raw and unlaminated (just like your sandwich meat should be) MAGNET UPGRADE: FOR THE SANDWICH MERCENARY Can't commit? Get our 30mil thick magnet version that's: Thicker than your Italian sub More flexible than your lunch hour Easier to remove than olive oil stains Made in the USA (WHERE SANDWICHES ARE FREE) Proudly crafted by Frog Mustard Stickers, where we: Support lunch breaks longer than 30 minutes Quality check each bumper sticker with sandwich-loving precision Ship faster than your delivery driver APPLICATION INSTRUCTIONS (EASIER THAN MAKING A PB&J) Clean surface (like you clean your cutting board) Peel backing (like unwrapping your lunch) Apply firmly (like pressing a panini) Smooth out bubbles (smoother than artisanal mayo) DURABILITY FEATURES THAT LAST LONGER THAN LEFTOVER SUBS Survives rain like a properly wrapped sandwich Handles sun better than potato salad at a picnic Stays strong through car washes and condiment wars SHIPPING FASTER THAN YOUR LUNCH BREAK Ships in 1-3 business days from our Washington State deli Free shipping across all 50 states (even to those weirdos who cut sandwiches in triangles) International shipping available (because sandwich rights are human rights) WHY THIS BUMPER STICKER IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE Perfect for: Sandwich enthusiasts Freedom fighters People who take lunch seriously Anyone who's ever defended their sandwich from office thieves THE FROG MUSTARD STICKERS GUARANTEE Each bumper sticker is backed by our "Fresh or Bust" guarantee. If this doesn't make at least one person hungry or patriotic (or both), we'll be more surprised than finding an actual submarine in your submarine sandwich. FINAL THOUGHTS (FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF SANDWICH DEFENSE) In a world where people want to tell you what to eat, how to eat it, and when to eat it, stand strong. Let this bumper sticker be your declaration of sandwich independence. Because nobody - NOBODY - comes between an American and their sub. 🥖 ORDER NOW before they ban assault sandwiches! 🥖 Warning: May cause sudden cravings for foot-long subs. Frog Mustard Stickers cannot be held responsible for any sudden increases in lunch budget or spontaneous trips to the deli counter. FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (FROM HUNGRY PATRIOTS) Q: Will this sticker make my enemies more likely to steal my lunch? A: On the contrary, patriot. This sticker serves as a warning beacon to all sandwich thieves. Like a lunch box with a lock, but way more constitutional. Q: Is this historically accurate? A: As accurate as George Washington's wooden teeth being made from premium Italian salami. Our historians (who are also certified sandwich artists) have confirmed this is peak American culture. Q: Can I put this on my food truck? A: Not only can you, but you probably should. It's basically a Second Amendment for your mobile food business. Results may include increased sales and spontaneous outbreaks of freedom. BONUS CONTENT: THE SANDWICH MANIFESTO Why This Sticker is More American Than Apple Pie: Combines two fundamental rights: The right to bear arms The right to stuff your face Creates unity through controversy: Meat lovers respect it Vegans are intrigued by it Gluten-free folks can't stop talking about it Scientific Benefits of Displaying This Sticker: Increases sandwich appreciation by 1776% Decreases lunch theft in parking lots Improves bread-to-meat ratio awareness Creates an invisible force field around your lunch box Real Customer Testimonials: "Ever since I put this sticker on my truck, my sandwiches taste 37% more patriotic." - Brad F. "I showed up to a protest with this on my car and both sides stopped fighting to go get subs." - Lisa M. "My kids finally respect my lunch-making authority." - Dave S. THE ULTIMATE POWER MOVE Remember, in a world of conformist lunch choices and bland corporate catering, this sticker stands as a beacon of hope. It says, "Yes, I take my sandwiches seriously, and no, you can't have a bite." FINAL BATTLE CRY Stand firm, sandwich warriors. When they try to tell you that's too much mayo, when they suggest a lettuce wrap instead of bread, when they dare to question your choice of condiments - point to this sticker and let freedom ring! *Additional Warning: This sticker has been known to cause: Spontaneous sub sandwich cravings Uncontrollable urges to stockpile bread Intense debates about proper sandwich cutting techniques Sudden interest in colonial American sandwich history* 🥖 DEFEND YOUR LUNCH RIGHTS - ORDER NOW! 🥖 Shop All Follow us on Instagram