Java Motherpucker Lip Balm.

Coffee Lip Balm: The Perfect Fit for Your Morning Routine. Somewhere in the last ten years, a Starbucks cup became an accessory. You know what I'm talking about. It's part security blanket, part shield. Yeah. Well, I'm here to tell you: your lip balm can also do that. And better yet, it can fit your morning routine. Say goodbye to fake crapstick shit and embrace the awesomeness of coffee lip balm. It's the ultimate match for your drink. You know it, own it. So pucker up. Indulge in the Richness of Natural Shea Butter Lip Balm. We take lip balm to a whole new level of awesomeness. Our coffee lip balm is packed with real-ass awesome shea butter, pure-ass coconut and sunflower oils, and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. This lip balm is coffee-scented, not coffee-flavored. It'll give your lips that delightful caffeinated boost. Just don't expect it to taste like fucking candy. What are you waiting for? Pucker up, bitches!