Cisco UCS-RAID-9266CV LSI Megaraid PCI Express SAS Raid Controller

Who do you think you are, the Scarlet Pimpernel? If you really are then what are you doing here in the 21st century shopping for network parts online? Wouldn’t you be off rescuing aristocrats from injustice and tyranny during the French Revolution at the end of the 18th century? Yeah, exactly. You are not the Scarlet Pimpernel no matter what you think...or wear, for that matter. For instance, the real SP would not wear a bright red t-shirt that says “JE SUIS LE SCARLET PIMPERNEL”, much like the one you have on now. (That’s not even how you would make such a statement in proper Francais anyway.) Besides, what would the Scarlet Pimpernel want with a Cisco UCS-RAID-9266CV LSI Megaraid PCI Express SAS Raid Controller? It’s not a sword or a rapier or a baguette or anything useful in the ongoing crusade against the Reign of Terror. It’s just a storage controller for business class networks. It has 8 channels, low profile SATA 6Gb/s / SAS 6Gb/s, 600 MBps and RAID 0, 1, 5, 6, 10, 50, 60 - whatever those might be. It enhances the performance of your average enterprise level office environment network. It’s fairly straightforward, don’t you think? Not to mention totally incongruous with political intrigues of late 1700s France. So wake up. Drop the delusions of grandeur right now, buddy. It’s time to face the facts. You are not the Scarlet Pimpernel. You are something greater - someone who needs a Cisco UCS-RAID-9266CV LSI Megaraid PCI Express SAS Raid Controller. Own that and one day you will become your own version of the Scarlet Pimpernel, preferably with a less alarming color scheme. *This has been a public message brought to you by the Committee to Reduce Unneccessary Scarlet Pimpernel Impersonations.