Christmas Stocking: Stuff Me?

*Available in US Only* A regular-sized polyester stocking with a plaid design on one side and an off-white color on the reverse. Across the front is the words Stuff Me? I can't help but make this joke. I am going to blame the autism and my acute Witzelsucht. Complete with a fluffy cuff and a loop for hanging, this stocking makes for an excellent and functional piece of Christmas decor. They are perfect for throwing in the smaller gifts and loose candy that just wouldn't make sense to wrap in a box and place under the tree. Get one now, and you're able to use it for years to come. You'll never have to buy a mass-produced, cheaply made, generic-ass stocking for you and yours ever again. Don't like the design you see? Message me through the chat system or via email and we can talk about making a custom order just for you. • 100% polyester • 7″ × 18″ (17.8 cm × 45.7 cm) • Off-white color fill on the other side • White fold-over cuff • Comes with a loop for hanging it up • Blank product sourced from China with original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn IMPORTANT: This product is available in the United States ONLY. If your shipping address is outside this region, please do not add this to your cart.