Festive as Fuck Lip Balm.

A Christmas Lip Balm for When You're OVER the Holidays. It just isn't festive until it's festive as fuck. Embrace a natural lip balm that captures your sarcastic mood, and do it in style. You won't find any fake ingredients in our special formula, but you WILL find premium nourishment to keep your lips luscious and ready for that perfect pout. Shea Butter Lip Balm That Slays. Let's talk real ingredients. This lip balm isn't just a pretty face; it's got real-ass awesome shea butter, pure-ass coconut and sunflower oils, and a touch of fine French motherfucking beeswax. No fake stuff here—just a blend that's lip-nourishing royalty. The Perfect Snarky Stocking Stuffer. This funny lip balm is here to help you win at stocking stuffers. We all have that one friend with a dark sense of humor, and this, right here, is your ticket to warming her black little heart. She might even crack a smile, and at the very least she'll have a memorable holiday moment. And that's simply what life's all about, bitches.