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Fill your home with the irresistable scent of chlamydia. This candle has notes of mild sourness, damp cotten, and a touch of lingering regret (just kidding—you can choose the actual scent from the menu above) 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar Non-toxic. Contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates Average burning time is 50-60 hours
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