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Therapists charge by the hour. Chickens work for scratch. One tells you to sit with your feelings, the other just sits with you, and only one of them lays breakfast. Can't Afford Therapy So I Just Stare At Chickens There's something about watching a flock scratch around the yard that resets a man. No advice. No copay. No talking about your mother. Just feathers, dirt, and the slow rhythm of birds that have nowhere else to be. Classic woodcut art shows a rancher parked on a feed bucket, hat low, hens roaming the coop yard around him. Cheaper than therapy. Twice as honest. FABRIC 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) Heather blends include polyester for durability 4.5 oz weight - breathable but tough Pre-shrunk and ready to work FIT Unisex relaxed fit Regular fit - not fashion-forward slim True to size Comfortable for all-day wear AMERICAN MADE & PRINTED Designed in the USA Printed in the USA Shipped from the USA Blank tees sourced from premium global manufacturers
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