Chicken Tender Slut

You don’t like chicken tenders. You need them. This shirt is a full-throttle confession of your breaded, deep-fried devotion. It’s bold. It’s unhinged. It’s the reason someone’s mom clutches her pearls in public. Rock this tee when you hit the drive-thru, or wear it to Thanksgiving—either way, the tenders know who their real fan is. 100% soft cotton, like the inside of a happy meal Unisex sizing, equally slutty on all genders Bold black text—zero shame, all crunch Perfect gift for food freaks, sauce goblins, and unholy snack demons Order now and declare your poultry allegiance with zero remorse.